Make what you will of the american red neck, but he’s damned authentic aint ‘e?
Every horror scenario can use the added color of a good ol’boy, either as meal provider, or first meal to be provided, depends on the story your tellin’ I guess. As lovable as he is slovenly, once you wash the blood off his beer belly he’s fine to curl up with for warmth at night. You know what we’re talking ’bout ladies, or laddies, either way who could deny this big teddy bear.
Wanna grab one of these and see if it can catch a non caring redneck bear of your very own. Put one of the partners below in your sites and get outta here.