I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much. They’re noisy. They kill the birds. You want to see a bird graveyard? Go under a windmill someday. You’ll see more birds than you’ve ever seen in your life.

“They say the noise causes cancer.”

“If it doesn’t blow, you can forget about television for that night.”

These are all his actual actual words…does he really believe them? who knows.. Wind, a comb overs worst enemy right? 

“I know windmills very much.”

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